From the first wobbly kitten steps to the last long nap — the complete cat-care handbook, narrated, supervised, and mildly criticised by Luna, a silver-grey tabby with strong opinions and flexible morals.
Fifteen chapters of real, up-to-date advice — plus Luna interrupting every one of them.
Newborn to senior, wet vs. dry, portion sense, and the everyday foods that can actually hurt them.
The one-box-per-cat-plus-one rule, vaccine timelines, and the red flags worth a vet call.
The tested slow-blink "I love you," the meow that's aimed only at humans, and what the tail really means.
Gentle-hands rules, escape routes, and raising a kind child and a trusting cat at the same time.
The 5 a.m. yowl, furniture scratching, and how to run a two-cat home without a turf war.
Costs made clear, the golden years handled gently, and a quick A-to-Z for panic moments.
Every chapter of this book is interrupted by Luna — a small tabby of firm opinions and flexible morals who agreed to narrate her side of things: the human decoded, the advice fact-checked from the rug.
She's sarcastic, self-important, and — annoyingly — usually right.
"They bought a book about me. About me. As if I am a hobby, like sourdough or kayaking. Still — if it teaches the human to stop scheduling my dinner around their meetings, I will allow it."
(No humans were consulted. Obviously.)
"Finally, a human who reads the instructions. My dinner now arrives on time. Life-changing."
"The slow-blink chapter fixed my human. They finally understand me. Mostly."
"Chewed the corner. Ten out of ten. Would recommend to any discerning feline."
Give a small, warm, purring creature the whole, safe, loved life it deserves. Luna will supervise.